It’s our wedding day and I am there, in front of all your friends and family. Right before we take our vows, I want to make a statement. That little diamond you gave me is just like your shrimp dick. SMALL! I love you, and I am going to marry you, but I call all those big, black ushers to come up to the altar. You will sit there and watch as I take BBC! Your mom asks how I dare, well, I never knew what a small dick you have. You said you wanted to save yourself for marriage but I was so horny that I got your dick out the day before the wedding and was shocked. Grovel for me, I am a queen and I deserve bulls to satisfy me, not you lil tiny penis. Those bulls will be staying with us in the honeymoon suite, don’t cry my baby! Show them how tiny you are, babe. I get them to line up and come to the altar. Your parents get up to leave, and I demand that you call them back. Do you want me forever? To love, through THICK and? Pastor’s dick starts to grow, and so does yours. Aww, it’s so cute.